Welcome Home,
You Glorious
Burnt-Out Gremlin

This is where dog pros come to scream into the void — and then remember they’re not actually broken.

Who We Work With

  • Dog Trainers & Dog Training Facilities

  • Pet Daycare & Boarding Facilities

  • Dog Walkers & Pet Sitters

  • Mobile Groomers & Salons

The Beautiful Dumpster Fire You’ve Built

Your calendar is full.
Your reputation? Pristine.
Your nervous system? Held together with caffeine and a thin veil of professionalism.

Everyone thinks you’re thriving.
Meanwhile, you’re Googling “how to disappear into the woods with decent WiFi.”

This is what happens when you build a business out of sheer willpower and unresolved trauma. Congratulations — you’re very capable.

But capable is not the vibe we’re going for anymore.

This Isn’t Coaching.
It’s a Psychic Business Exorcism

  • 7-Figure Dog Biz Guide

    We don’t do accountability. We do honesty.
    We don’t do action plans. We do nervous system decompression.
    We don’t do 10X results. We do asking, “Why are you still doing stuff you hate?”

    A Business Reading is part nervous breakdown, part spiritual wake-up call, part strategy séance.

    Book a Business Reading

  • For the Ones Ready
    for Work That Matches Your Depth

    You’re not here to perform. You’re here to be felt.

    There’s a level of this industry that moves quietly. With discernment. Behind closed doors most people don’t know exist.

    We don’t train you for the spotlight. We prepare you for the rooms no one talks about.
    The ones that require presence, not promotion. Emotional fluency, not engagement metrics.
    You won’t see job listings. You won’t need a following. But you will need to be ready.

    And we’ll help you get there.

    You’ll Know
    If This Is Yours

    You’ve built an empire powered by anxiety and force of will.
    You laugh at boundaries in theory and cry about them in practice.
    You are the emotional support human for everyone…including your inbox.

    You don’t need a new business plan. You need someone to look you in the eyes and say, “Hey. You can stop now.”

    Dog Biz by Design is not here to elevate your brand. It’s here to unearth the self you buried under all those responsibilities.

    Let’s start with that.

    Take the Placement Quiz

News You Should Know:

I quit this butthole of an industry.
-Maggie Christina